Text @ Chord. 

• Mark: Dude. I'm at the store and I FOUND THEM.
• Chord: Huh?
• Mark: lol glow in the dark condoms though. I bought them. Because I never got them for your birthday like I said I would. I could never really find 'em.

Text @ Chord. 

• Mark: Dude. I'm at the store and I FOUND THEM.

No, you fucking asshole.

Not okayyy.

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ooc; 

I’m really trying to be active. My shoulder is just healing up and my show is this weekend. After Saturday, we’ll be golden :)

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samgron:

chord overstreet porn →arms, ass, bulge

All mine, thank you very much.

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ohhlordy-itschordy:

Dork.

But congrats, you guessed who it was~

ohhlordy-itschordy:

markymark-saw:

psh, what are you talking about? that wasn’t me.

Guess I’m getting a blowjob from another random stranger who secretly loves me, then.

lol okay it might have been me.

ohhlordy-itschordy:

lol you don’t like me either. So.

psh, what are you talking about? that wasn’t me.